Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Heidi Montag's Plastic Surgery


Listen, I know, I KNOW. I know I'm coming to the boat late on this one. But yesterday Jezebel posted a gossip item about Ol' Plastic Bag Montag which you can see here {usmagazine}

OH, it horrifies me! It haunts my dreams! The notions that not only did Montag get her back "scooped" (which honestly makes it sound like the plastic surgeon just went in there and made an ice cream cone of her back tissue), she did it WITHOUT REALLY KNOWING WHAT IT WAS. And really, if you look at the picture in the link, you will definitely think "hmm, yes, that girl's back has been scooped" (no sarcasm here) which is ALSO horrifying to me.


What is there to say that hasn't already been said? She can't jog now because her boobs are too big and because her back scooping probably makes it too painful. She says it herself--she's afraid to hug people because her body is fragile. She committed to all of these procedures so she could be a walking wax mannequin and not even be willing to HUG people because her body is so fragile? Can this woman even have the babies she was begging Spencer Pratt for in the last season of the Hills?

Let's wrap this mini rant up by saying, America's tabloid celebrity media machine really fucking sucks if this is the outcome.

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